Glossary

n. You mispronounce it on purpose and with confidence.

n. It's not so much that you're afraid of something; you just don't like it.

"Why are women these days commitment phobes?" --Yahoo headline

v. The lengths you will go to in order to look good for a date or romantic encounter. Plucking is a more precise approach to depilation of the vulnerable veiny ankle area when shaving is not for you. See also: Shave your veins.

n. Bathroom.

n. A wide bed frame.

n. Physical beauty.

n. The fine line between being willing to fight another person or not. (Ref: Marc Maron.)