Glossary

n. Goose feces. See also Duces.

n. Urban nighttime noise, e.g. car alarms, sirens, gunfire, helicopters, screams, farts, singing, tom cats yowling, tires screeching, drunkards bellowing, drumming on garbage cans, tap dancing on tin rooftops.

v. Something that you simply don't do.

v.t. Giving oral sex to someone way taller than you. Figuratively speaking, doing a favor for a pal.

n. Part of your nightly routine. This form of "research" makes you feel informed, yet apprehensive.

n. The weans of a gran and granda's weans; grandbairn; contraction of the Scot's word wee ane.

adj. Southern California Valleyspeak for dirty, nasty, disgusting. Variant of grotty, a slang shortening of grotesque, popularized in the 1960s. It unconsciously echoes Middle English groti "muddy, slimy," from Old English grotig "earthy," from grot "particle."