Glossary

n. Someone so devoted to their awesomeness that they have no time for frivolous nonsense.

n. A predictable, boring, and irrelevant person.

n. Dad dick.

n. The "Continue Playing" window that pops up on Netflix when the binge police check to see if you're still awake/alive after four uninterrupted episodes.

n. Once a guy mentally enters it, he does not care what your physical flaws are.

n. You actually constructed a simple thing with your hands and you feel like you hacked the code of the existing laws of science.

n. Getting two or more emails from a company -- a company whose emails you probably inadvertently signed up for but forgot about. Their relentless "spamming" makes you feel violated and harassed.

exclam. You beseech someone to shut their raging trap. (Ref. The film Mr. Turner by Mike Leigh, although the accuracy of the phrasing may be erroneous.)